Let the record show that I am in love with my softball team.
“Chicks dig the long ball.” Kathy said as I approached the plate.
“No Kathy. Chicks dig the opposite field triple.” was my reply.
I did not hit an opposite field triple because, truth be told, I can’t hit opposite field.
I did, however, hit the long ball.
And let the record show, chicks DO dig the long ball.